Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
but there is no reply.....
He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" this time ,
She text back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied, : "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"
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संता ने ढाबा खोला।
ग्राहक: मेरी चाय में मक्खी डूब कर मरी पड़ी है।
संता: तो क्या करूँ? मैं ढाबा चलाऊँ या इन्हे तैरना सिखाऊँ।
एक जमाना था जब प्यार में लोग अमर होते थे। फिर समय आया लोग प्यार में अँधे हो जाते थे। अब तो समय वो है जब प्यार में लोग...
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तोतले हो जाते हैं। 'अले मेला बाबू... गुच्छा हो गया'।
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Banta: Why women can not drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life:
1. Mobile
2. Automobile
3. TV
4. Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood!
Funny quote on a husband's T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but...
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My wife is the queen of them.
