>MAALIK: Ramu,Iss Saal Tum 4 Baar Apne Dada Ke Marne Ki Chhutttiya Le Chuke Ho.!
>RAMU: Maalik, Iss Baar Meri Dadi Ki Shaadi He
DOCTOR To a KID:
Have u ever had trouble wit
“Appendicitis”.?
Kid:
Yes!
DOCTOR:
When..?
Kid:
“When I tried to spell it”
Teacher to Santa: Where Is Ur house?
SANTA: In Maharshtra
TEACHR: Can U Spell it?
SANTA: I Think My House is in GOA
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{Use Mirror to read} dnt erase!
Wife: Plz get 1 kg Sugar Urgntly 4m Shop,
I Need 2make Tea
HUSBAND: Whats d Need?
Ur LIPS r Sweet!
Wife:For U its OK,
Bt Wt if Ur Frns Come?
Welcome to BHEJA_FRY Marriage Beuro
>Riste k lie 1 Dabaye
>Mangni k liye 2
>Shadi k liye 3
>Aur Dusri Shadi k liye Pehli wali ka gala dabaye
Height of
BAD-LUCK
A Vegetrian Eat CHICKEN 4 1st Tym in his Lyf &
.
.
.
dies Coz of
BIRD-FLU
-PJ-
4 Sardar purchsed Taxi but did not find Passenger. Why?
While Searching fr Passanger,
All Sardars used 2 Sit in Taxi itself
NAUKRANI:
Malkinji, Bahr 2 Aurat Apki Saas ko Gaaliya de rhi h
Jaldi bahr Aao
MALKIN:2 Aurto k Muh ki Gaaliya kam ho gyi kya jo muje bula rhi ho
MALLIKA at Airport
BHIKARI: Behnji,
1 Rupiya dedo
>Malika Gave Him 1000Rs
SECRETORY:
Y U Gave Him 1000 Rs?
MALLIKA:Pehli Bar Kisine Behen Kha
Zindgi kitni Pyari hogi
Jab
Aap hoge
Ham Hoge
aur
Hamare
Chote-Chote
Pyare Pyare
Khubsurat se
Shararti se
SmS hoge
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi
>Na Wo SmS Kar Rahi Thi
>Na Call Kar Rahi Thi
Fir Bhi Uska BALANCE Ja Raha Tha
Batao KAISE?
1 Pair Par Kadi Thi Na..
Lower-KG BOY on Phone:-My Son has a Bad Cold & Would Not b able to Come to School Today
TEACHER:-Who is this?
BOY:-This is My Father Speaking…
R U Fluent In English?
Read It Fast…
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper
Sweetst Excuse:
A Kid gets 0 in a Paper
Angry Father says Wt is this?
Kid replies: Teacher k paas STAR khatam ho gye,
to MOON de diya..
SANTA-Tere Ghar
Me ‘LATRIN’ Bni He Kya?
BANTA-Bani Hai
or Tere Ghar Me
SANTA-Mere Ghar To
DAAL-CHAWAL
Bana Hai..
Om Sai RAM
Wahe GURU
Jai Shri KRISHNA
Jai MATA Di
Dar Mat
5-10 Logo ko
Forwrd Nhi Krna h
Khud hi Jap le PAAPI
Paap kam ho jyge
When Sadness fills Ur Heart,
When Tears flow in Ur Eyes,
Remember 3 Things
1. I’m with U
2. U have Money
3. Bar is Open, Lets go
NEW Budget of 2010
{Govt.Imposes Havy Tax}
1.Flirtring-5%
2.Dating-10%
3.Hugging-20%
4.Kissing-35%
Tum tension mat lo.GHOORNA abhi b Free
This is Very Dangerous Msg
So, dnt alow
Childrns,
Old Pepl,
Heart Patients,
Pregnant Ladies
2 Read it
U r BEAUTIFUL
HUSBAND: Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA kaha?
>No Answr
Husbnd asks again
>No Answr
Thn he again askd
>WIFE: Nahi kaha..
Plz ab Bhokna band karo…!!!
OM PURI is Kidnappd by Taliban. NSG launches an Operatn to Save him.
Guess, Wats d Operatn b Calld?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sev-PURI
Des
Ka
Bacha-Bacha
Bigad
Rha
He.
BhaiBhai
Lad
Rhe
He.
Ldka
Zabrdsti
Ldki
Ko
Kiss
Kr
Rha
He.
Itna
Kuch
Ho
Rha
He
Aur
Tu
SMS
Pad
Rha
H
Ab
Has mat
BRITISH: Why U Indians r in different Colors.?
Look Us, We all r White.
SANTA: Horses r in diferent Colour,
But Donkeys r all d Same.
Which Is d ThiNNest Book iN The World?
.
.
.
.
.
Wt MeN KNow Abt WomeN
Santa:Main tere 64 k 64 Daant Tod Dunga
1 Admi bola:Daant to 32 Hote He
Santa:Mujhe Pata tha Tu bich me bolega
Tere bhi Gin liye the.!!
2Pyaj
3Lahsun
5gm Jeera
3Kali Mirch
2Spoon Salt
4Spoon Oil
1Cup Watr
Hara Dhaniya
Pata he Hum Kya bana rhe he?
Apko ULLU
Wo b
SWAD-ANUSAR
Wo Geyser ka Pani
Wo Shampo ki Scnt
Wo Soap ki Khusbu Wo Mehkta Deo,
Wo Soft Towel,
Wo dhule Kapde..
Jane do..
Tum Kya Jano Roj Nahne ka Mazaa..
Things to Remember in Life.. “Love Ur Frds, Not their Sisters” . . .
And
“Love Ur Sister, Not their Friends”…
Son: PAPA, Aaj me Bus k piche daud k ghar aya, jis se mene 3Rs bachaye
SARDAR: Oye kr diti na Sardaro wali baat. Auto k piche ata to 30Rs bachte
TTE of Train fines Girls widout Ticket
>Girl in Sari fined Rs60
>In Mini Skirt-40
>In Shorts-20
>1Girl fined Rs0
Y?
DIRTY MIND She hd TICKET
DOCTR:Apka aur apki Biwi ka Blood Grp Ek hi hai?
PATI:Hoga hi; 25 Saal se mera Khoon jo pee rahi hai
A Boy proposed his GirlFrnd in New Style:
Tu Pudiney ki Chattni,
Mai Paneer tikka..
Ban Ja Meri Rakhi Sawant aur Mai tera Mikka..
Pappu went 2 a Shop & Said-
Black Colour ka bulb do
Shopkeeper asked-
Kaha lagana hE?
Pappu-
DopAhar ko andhera kar k sona he.
Sardr Caught
His Wife In An Affair.
He Decided to KiLL Her & Himself.
HE Puts GUN On HIs Head,
Luks At HIs Wife & Says-DONT Laugh,
U R NEXT.
Gana sunoge
O
OO
OOO
OOOO
OOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
Huzuur
13 13 13
13 13 13 13
13 13 13 13 13
Suroor
Fokut me to aisa hi milega
>RAMU: Maalik, Iss Baar Meri Dadi Ki Shaadi He
DOCTOR To a KID:
Have u ever had trouble wit
“Appendicitis”.?
Kid:
Yes!
DOCTOR:
When..?
Kid:
“When I tried to spell it”
Teacher to Santa: Where Is Ur house?
SANTA: In Maharshtra
TEACHR: Can U Spell it?
SANTA: I Think My House is in GOA
. . . A 992 i
n0279q biquT2
2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
{Use Mirror to read} dnt erase!
Wife: Plz get 1 kg Sugar Urgntly 4m Shop,
I Need 2make Tea
HUSBAND: Whats d Need?
Ur LIPS r Sweet!
Wife:For U its OK,
Bt Wt if Ur Frns Come?
Welcome to BHEJA_FRY Marriage Beuro
>Riste k lie 1 Dabaye
>Mangni k liye 2
>Shadi k liye 3
>Aur Dusri Shadi k liye Pehli wali ka gala dabaye
Height of
BAD-LUCK
A Vegetrian Eat CHICKEN 4 1st Tym in his Lyf &
.
.
.
dies Coz of
BIRD-FLU
-PJ-
4 Sardar purchsed Taxi but did not find Passenger. Why?
While Searching fr Passanger,
All Sardars used 2 Sit in Taxi itself
NAUKRANI:
Malkinji, Bahr 2 Aurat Apki Saas ko Gaaliya de rhi h
Jaldi bahr Aao
MALKIN:2 Aurto k Muh ki Gaaliya kam ho gyi kya jo muje bula rhi ho
MALLIKA at Airport
BHIKARI: Behnji,
1 Rupiya dedo
>Malika Gave Him 1000Rs
SECRETORY:
Y U Gave Him 1000 Rs?
MALLIKA:Pehli Bar Kisine Behen Kha
Zindgi kitni Pyari hogi
Jab
Aap hoge
Ham Hoge
aur
Hamare
Chote-Chote
Pyare Pyare
Khubsurat se
Shararti se
SmS hoge
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi
>Na Wo SmS Kar Rahi Thi
>Na Call Kar Rahi Thi
Fir Bhi Uska BALANCE Ja Raha Tha
Batao KAISE?
1 Pair Par Kadi Thi Na..
Lower-KG BOY on Phone:-My Son has a Bad Cold & Would Not b able to Come to School Today
TEACHER:-Who is this?
BOY:-This is My Father Speaking…
R U Fluent In English?
Read It Fast…
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper
Sweetst Excuse:
A Kid gets 0 in a Paper
Angry Father says Wt is this?
Kid replies: Teacher k paas STAR khatam ho gye,
to MOON de diya..
SANTA-Tere Ghar
Me ‘LATRIN’ Bni He Kya?
BANTA-Bani Hai
or Tere Ghar Me
SANTA-Mere Ghar To
DAAL-CHAWAL
Bana Hai..
Om Sai RAM
Wahe GURU
Jai Shri KRISHNA
Jai MATA Di
Dar Mat
5-10 Logo ko
Forwrd Nhi Krna h
Khud hi Jap le PAAPI
Paap kam ho jyge
When Sadness fills Ur Heart,
When Tears flow in Ur Eyes,
Remember 3 Things
1. I’m with U
2. U have Money
3. Bar is Open, Lets go
NEW Budget of 2010
{Govt.Imposes Havy Tax}
1.Flirtring-5%
2.Dating-10%
3.Hugging-20%
4.Kissing-35%
Tum tension mat lo.GHOORNA abhi b Free
This is Very Dangerous Msg
So, dnt alow
Childrns,
Old Pepl,
Heart Patients,
Pregnant Ladies
2 Read it
U r BEAUTIFUL
HUSBAND: Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA kaha?
>No Answr
Husbnd asks again
>No Answr
Thn he again askd
>WIFE: Nahi kaha..
Plz ab Bhokna band karo…!!!
OM PURI is Kidnappd by Taliban. NSG launches an Operatn to Save him.
Guess, Wats d Operatn b Calld?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sev-PURI
Des
Ka
Bacha-Bacha
Bigad
Rha
He.
BhaiBhai
Lad
Rhe
He.
Ldka
Zabrdsti
Ldki
Ko
Kiss
Kr
Rha
He.
Itna
Kuch
Ho
Rha
He
Aur
Tu
SMS
Pad
Rha
H
Ab
Has mat
BRITISH: Why U Indians r in different Colors.?
Look Us, We all r White.
SANTA: Horses r in diferent Colour,
But Donkeys r all d Same.
Which Is d ThiNNest Book iN The World?
.
.
.
.
.
Wt MeN KNow Abt WomeN
Santa:Main tere 64 k 64 Daant Tod Dunga
1 Admi bola:Daant to 32 Hote He
Santa:Mujhe Pata tha Tu bich me bolega
Tere bhi Gin liye the.!!
2Pyaj
3Lahsun
5gm Jeera
3Kali Mirch
2Spoon Salt
4Spoon Oil
1Cup Watr
Hara Dhaniya
Pata he Hum Kya bana rhe he?
Apko ULLU
Wo b
SWAD-ANUSAR
Wo Geyser ka Pani
Wo Shampo ki Scnt
Wo Soap ki Khusbu Wo Mehkta Deo,
Wo Soft Towel,
Wo dhule Kapde..
Jane do..
Tum Kya Jano Roj Nahne ka Mazaa..
Things to Remember in Life.. “Love Ur Frds, Not their Sisters” . . .
And
“Love Ur Sister, Not their Friends”…
Son: PAPA, Aaj me Bus k piche daud k ghar aya, jis se mene 3Rs bachaye
SARDAR: Oye kr diti na Sardaro wali baat. Auto k piche ata to 30Rs bachte
TTE of Train fines Girls widout Ticket
>Girl in Sari fined Rs60
>In Mini Skirt-40
>In Shorts-20
>1Girl fined Rs0
Y?
DIRTY MIND She hd TICKET
DOCTR:Apka aur apki Biwi ka Blood Grp Ek hi hai?
PATI:Hoga hi; 25 Saal se mera Khoon jo pee rahi hai
A Boy proposed his GirlFrnd in New Style:
Tu Pudiney ki Chattni,
Mai Paneer tikka..
Ban Ja Meri Rakhi Sawant aur Mai tera Mikka..
Pappu went 2 a Shop & Said-
Black Colour ka bulb do
Shopkeeper asked-
Kaha lagana hE?
Pappu-
DopAhar ko andhera kar k sona he.
Sardr Caught
His Wife In An Affair.
He Decided to KiLL Her & Himself.
HE Puts GUN On HIs Head,
Luks At HIs Wife & Says-DONT Laugh,
U R NEXT.
Gana sunoge
O
OO
OOO
OOOO
OOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
Huzuur
13 13 13
13 13 13 13
13 13 13 13 13
Suroor
Fokut me to aisa hi milega
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