Santa ki Wife ka
Rang Kala tha
Ek Din Red Saree
Pehan K
pucha: Me Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu?
Snta:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho !!
Gandhiji had 3MONKEY
>1st Died
>2nd went Africa fr Job
>3rd is Readng
>NEWSPAPER
Kya Yaar tu Hamesa khud ko MONKEY Kyu samajta he?
A little boy asked his Father:-
Daddy, How much does it Cost to get Married?
I don’t know;
Son, I’m still paying
A little boy asked his Father:-
“Daddy, How much does it Cost to get Married?
Teacher-Tumne ‘MY DOG’ pr jo Essay likha hai,
Wo tumare Bhai k Essay se bilkul milta hai!
RAJ-Sis, Maine b usi Dog pr Essay likha h
God ne Apko
BHEJA to
BHEJA Lekin
BHEJA to aisa BHEJA ki
BHEJE me
BHEJA hi nai
BHEJA
Ye kisi ne muje BHEJA isliye maine apka kr dia BHEJA_FRY
Wn I Cry,No1 Sees My Tears
Wn I m Woried,No1 Sees My Pain
Wn I m Happy,No1 Sees My Smile
Bt 1Ladki k sath ghum lo to sali sari Dunya dekh leti h
Girl’s Father 2
Son-in-Law:Do U drink?
Son-in-Law:1st tell Me whethr it is a QUESTION or An INVITATION!
Jb se hai dekha tumhe neend nai aati mujhe, Jb b yad ati hai tumari dil se ek Awaz he Aati
JAL TU JALAL TU AAI BALA KO TAL TU
Apki Ankhe Jheel se,Ji Chata hai inme
>
> >
>
>>
>
>
Maachliya chod du
Man Kills Mad-Dog 2Save Lady
Newspapr:INDIAN SAVS LADY
Man-I’m Nt Indian
NewsP:FORNER SAVS LADY
Man-Im Pakstani
NewP:TERRORIST ATACKS LOCAL DOG
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Se Tez Ho ?
To Batao..
AGAR RAM SITA HAI,
TO
RAM KYA HAI ?
Socho Socho..
..
..
Simple Yaar,
‘DARZI’
Kal Raat Kitab Mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend Mujhe Apni or Ghasitti rhi,
Neend ka Jhoka Mera Mann Moh gaya,
Aur 1Raat fir ye Ladka bina Padhe so gaya
History teacher asked
Santa:-Name Kalidas’s Brother Who was a Shoemaker.
Santa:- Adidas!!
PAGAL- Dr. Mai Khud ko Bhagwan Samjhne Laga hu
DOCTOR: Ye Problem kabse hai?
PAGAL: Jabse Maine ye Duniya banai hai
Lo Meri GIRL-FRND ka Photo dekho..
Thoda aur aage
Thoda aur
Nahi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki Nazar se dekhta to Zarur dikhti!
Y do Sardar Study in front of Mirror?
Bcoz
1.Revision b Sath me ho jata he
2.Wo Apne Upar Nazar rakh skta he
3.Usse Combine Study ho jati he
During Exam, How GIRLS Manage Time:
1.Counting No. of Boyz.
2.Watching Boy Superviser.
3.Feeling Bad 4 Wasting Last Nite.
This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:
N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,
U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside
World Class Level PJ..
What is Opposite of IIT?
.
.
.
“U U COFFEE”
Can U beat this PJ
Next Year There Will Be Pakistan Premier League
Same As IPL But Only One Difference Wil Be..
.
.
.
.
Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..
2 Cockroaches wer admited side by side in a Hospital
1st Cockroach:Wats Up dude,BAYGON Spray mara?
2nd Cockroach: Na yaar,BATA CHAPPAL se mara!
Ha..
Ha Ha..
Ha Ha Ha..
He He He He..
Hooo..
Ha Ha Ha Ha..
Nothing Yaar,
I Suddnly Rememberd Ur Face
Oh My God
Wt a Funnny Creation..
Funny Names of Shops & Stores
1.MAHATMA GANDHI HAIR DRESSERS
2.SRI GOMATESHWARA TEXTILE
3.GOVINDA LOTTERIES
4.VYKUNTA CLINIC
British: Do U knw Swiming?
SARDAR: No
B: Pig is better den U, It Swims
S: D U knw Swiming?
B:Yes
S: Thn, Wats d diff btwn U & Pig
>SINGH IS KING
Jab tum Haste ho to lgta he
Insaan kabi Bandar tha
Plz Naaraz mat hona Dost
Kyuki
Jab Tum Naaraz hote ho
to lgta hai Insan Aaj b Bandar he
Tired Of Many Greetings dat Comes Like
Good MOrning
Good Noon
GoodEvening
Good Night
&So On
Now Here’s My Simple Fresh Line
Potty ki kya?
Rang Kala tha
Ek Din Red Saree
Pehan K
pucha: Me Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu?
Snta:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho !!
Gandhiji had 3MONKEY
>1st Died
>2nd went Africa fr Job
>3rd is Readng
>NEWSPAPER
Kya Yaar tu Hamesa khud ko MONKEY Kyu samajta he?
A little boy asked his Father:-
Daddy, How much does it Cost to get Married?
I don’t know;
Son, I’m still paying
A little boy asked his Father:-
“Daddy, How much does it Cost to get Married?
Teacher-Tumne ‘MY DOG’ pr jo Essay likha hai,
Wo tumare Bhai k Essay se bilkul milta hai!
RAJ-Sis, Maine b usi Dog pr Essay likha h
God ne Apko
BHEJA to
BHEJA Lekin
BHEJA to aisa BHEJA ki
BHEJE me
BHEJA hi nai
BHEJA
Ye kisi ne muje BHEJA isliye maine apka kr dia BHEJA_FRY
Wn I Cry,No1 Sees My Tears
Wn I m Woried,No1 Sees My Pain
Wn I m Happy,No1 Sees My Smile
Bt 1Ladki k sath ghum lo to sali sari Dunya dekh leti h
Girl’s Father 2
Son-in-Law:Do U drink?
Son-in-Law:1st tell Me whethr it is a QUESTION or An INVITATION!
Jb se hai dekha tumhe neend nai aati mujhe, Jb b yad ati hai tumari dil se ek Awaz he Aati
JAL TU JALAL TU AAI BALA KO TAL TU
Apki Ankhe Jheel se,Ji Chata hai inme
>
> >
>
>>
>
>
Maachliya chod du
Man Kills Mad-Dog 2Save Lady
Newspapr:INDIAN SAVS LADY
Man-I’m Nt Indian
NewsP:FORNER SAVS LADY
Man-Im Pakstani
NewP:TERRORIST ATACKS LOCAL DOG
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Se Tez Ho ?
To Batao..
AGAR RAM SITA HAI,
TO
RAM KYA HAI ?
Socho Socho..
..
..
Simple Yaar,
‘DARZI’
Kal Raat Kitab Mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend Mujhe Apni or Ghasitti rhi,
Neend ka Jhoka Mera Mann Moh gaya,
Aur 1Raat fir ye Ladka bina Padhe so gaya
History teacher asked
Santa:-Name Kalidas’s Brother Who was a Shoemaker.
Santa:- Adidas!!
PAGAL- Dr. Mai Khud ko Bhagwan Samjhne Laga hu
DOCTOR: Ye Problem kabse hai?
PAGAL: Jabse Maine ye Duniya banai hai
Lo Meri GIRL-FRND ka Photo dekho..
Thoda aur aage
Thoda aur
Nahi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki Nazar se dekhta to Zarur dikhti!
Y do Sardar Study in front of Mirror?
Bcoz
1.Revision b Sath me ho jata he
2.Wo Apne Upar Nazar rakh skta he
3.Usse Combine Study ho jati he
During Exam, How GIRLS Manage Time:
1.Counting No. of Boyz.
2.Watching Boy Superviser.
3.Feeling Bad 4 Wasting Last Nite.
This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:
N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,
U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside
World Class Level PJ..
What is Opposite of IIT?
.
.
.
“U U COFFEE”
Can U beat this PJ
Next Year There Will Be Pakistan Premier League
Same As IPL But Only One Difference Wil Be..
.
.
.
.
Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..
2 Cockroaches wer admited side by side in a Hospital
1st Cockroach:Wats Up dude,BAYGON Spray mara?
2nd Cockroach: Na yaar,BATA CHAPPAL se mara!
Ha..
Ha Ha..
Ha Ha Ha..
He He He He..
Hooo..
Ha Ha Ha Ha..
Nothing Yaar,
I Suddnly Rememberd Ur Face
Oh My God
Wt a Funnny Creation..
Funny Names of Shops & Stores
1.MAHATMA GANDHI HAIR DRESSERS
2.SRI GOMATESHWARA TEXTILE
3.GOVINDA LOTTERIES
4.VYKUNTA CLINIC
British: Do U knw Swiming?
SARDAR: No
B: Pig is better den U, It Swims
S: D U knw Swiming?
B:Yes
S: Thn, Wats d diff btwn U & Pig
>SINGH IS KING
Jab tum Haste ho to lgta he
Insaan kabi Bandar tha
Plz Naaraz mat hona Dost
Kyuki
Jab Tum Naaraz hote ho
to lgta hai Insan Aaj b Bandar he
Tired Of Many Greetings dat Comes Like
Good MOrning
Good Noon
GoodEvening
Good Night
&So On
Now Here’s My Simple Fresh Line
Potty ki kya?