A Woodcutter was returning from d Woods. Suddenly all Girls Startd following him.
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“AXE” Effect
Ye hai RAMDEV Baba ka
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“Thumbs Exercise”
Do U know d Meanig of these things-
1 Girlfriend
2 Lover
3 Wife
4 X Girlfriend
Very simple-
1 Prepaid
2 Postpaid
3 Lifetime
4 Missed Call
1 Vakeel Sardar Road pe Potty krte Time Police ne pakad liya
Jab usey le jaane lage to Sardar bola:
“SABOOT TO UTHA LO nahi to Case haar jaoge”
TEACHER: Bada ho
k kya banega?
SARDAR:Pilot
TCHR:Kyu?
SARDR:Upar Accidnt
ka Khatra nahi
hota Sir!
Once, there was a Mirror dat Killed Any1 Who lied
FRNCH: I Think, I dont Smoke-DIED
AMERICAN:
I Think,
I LuV My Wife-DIED
SARDAR:I Think-DIED
Arz Hai-
Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwani Samajh Kar
Kha Gyi Wo Biryani Samajh Kar
Ek Katra B Na Chhoda Khoon Ka
Pi Gyi Usko B Nimbu Pani Samajh Kar
GirlFrnd aur Police me kya fark hota he
Socho
Aur Socho
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Nai Pata
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Dono hi Paise kha kr Chod dete he
Jab AP Hame Bhul Jayge
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Gino Mat
Pure Dant Tod Diye Jayge
Pappu while filling up a form:
What shud I write against Mother tongue?
Santa: Very long…!
An Ass,
Behind another Ass,
Behind dat I &Behind Me d Whole Nation!
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Sardar Teaching his Childrens d Meaning of
“ASSASSINATION”
Ek Pagalkhane Me PagaL Nach Rhe the.
Un Me Se Ek PagaL Khamosh Betha Tha
DR. Ne Pucha
Tum Q Khamosh Bethe Ho?
PagaL Ne Kaha
Bewaquf Me Dulha Hu!
I saw Dream last Nyt
Only U &Me
U knw Wt happnd?
U were lookin so Inocent
Coz
I was eating MAGGIE
&U were saying
1Chamach khila de na..
A Successful Marriage depends on one simple Equation:
>Wife having Beauty Secrets &
>Husband having Secret Beauties..
Lady to police: Mere Pati 5 din pehle Aalu lane Baazar gye the par ab tak laute nahi.
POLICE: To fir tum koi dusri Vegetable kyu nahi banati
Semi English Shayri…
>The Janaza of Mehboob nikla 4m d Gali of Mehbooba with Lots of
Zor-Shor.
Mehbooba jhaki 4m d Door &boli
“gya Haramkhor”
Professor askd a Plumber to come to his Office
U know Why??
Because he wanted to check; From where d Question paper was leaking?
1 Vakeel Sardar Road pe Potty krte Time Police ne pakad liya
Jab usey le jaane lage to Sardar bola:
“SABOOT TO UTHA LO nahi to Case haar jaoge”
Tum pass aaye
Yun muskuraye
Tum ne jo apne 32 dant dikhaye
Dekh ke mera dil fut-fut ke rota h Yar tum se brush bhi dhang se nhi hota hai
In First Month,
Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary
Second Month??
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He
RAISED
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Salary!
Gita me Likha hai..
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Are yaha nai GITA me likha hai..
Words Writn in NEW MS WINDOWS 2010 Hindi
SAVE=bachao
SAVE AS=aise bachao
SAVE ALL=sabko bachao
HELP=mujhe bachao
SAVE & EXIT=bachake BHAGO
A Sardar went to temple on
Hanuman Jayanti
Pujari gave him Aarti
Guess what sardar did?
Socho?
Sardar blew
Diya &said
Happy B’day Hanumanji
Lecturer: U idiots!
At ur age Einstein ranked First in class Wt
abt u?
Students:Sir at ur age Hitler
comited
suicide! Wt abt
u?…
In Forest 10 People were Walkng
{Includng Me}
Suddnly TIGER came &Killed 9 Pepl bt didnt TOUCH Me!
Why?
TIGER-TIGER Frnds..
Wenevr U feel d World is Empty n Full of Darkness.
Just call me..
I wil take U to
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An Eye specialist..!!!
BOY:Mere Sapne Me 1Sundar Ladki Ayi
GIRL:Akeli Ayi Hogi?
B:Tumhe Kaise Pata?
G:Uska Husband Mere Sapne me aya tha!
“Small Aim is
Biggest Crime”.
-ABDUL KALAM.
So, 4m dis, 1 BOY Said-
“Dont Aim on Local figures.
Aim only on Foreign Babes”
Some One
Is Loving U
Caring for U
Watching over U
Protecting U
Guess Who?
A Girl! Na-Na
Neighbour’s Dog!:-)
Mere MOBILE ka Accident ho gaya he
Bahut sms beh gaye he
Dr. ne kaha he Operatin k liye sms ki bahut jarurt h
Mere No.9272318577 par Plz donate
Plz pass this SMS to all ur frnds.A person,blood group B+, urgently needs 2 bottles ..
of Kingfisher beer(chilled(wid
chips.It’s urgent
If A Negro Writes A Letter 2U
What Wil It b Called
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BLACKMAIL..!!
Teacher: Sach aur veham me kya fark hai?
Student: Aap jo hame padha rahi hain wo sach,
lekin hum padh rahe hain ye aapka veham hai
Husband: Did U have any boy friend befor our marriage?
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me is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife:darling mujhe gin to lene do
Wenevr U feel d World is Empty n Full of Darkness.
Just call me..
I wil take U to
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An Eye specialist..!!!
Teacher: Sach aur veham me kya fark hai?
Student: Aap jo hame padha rahi hain wo sach,
lekin hum padh rahe hain ye aapka veham hai
Husband: Did U have any boy friend befor our marriage?
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me is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife:darling mujhe gin to lene do
A Lady Kissing a Lion inside d Cage in Circus
RING-MASTR:Can any1 do it?
SARDAR:Me Kr Sakta Hu,
Pr Pehle Samne se Lion ko Hatao
Enginrng ViVa
INTERVIEWR:
Hw does an Electric Motor run?
STUDNT:
dhurrrrrrr
INTRVIEWR shouts:
STOP it?
STUDNT:dhur.. dhup..dup..dup.. dhush..
Height of Technical Overdose
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