A Computer Software Engineer falling 4m d Roof of a Buildng &Shouts
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F1 F1
Instead of
Help Help!
Wn U Feel Lonely & U Thinks dt Nobody Luvs U,
Nobody Remembrs U
Thn Sit in Corner, Close Ur Eyes & Say these Magical Words
SAB KUTTE HAI SAALE
Do U Knw d Meaning Of
A B C D E F G…
>A Boy Can Do Evrytng For Girl
Ab Ulta
G F E D C B A..
>Grl Forgts Evrytng Done & Catchs New Boy Again..
SARDAR:I Lost My Dog
POLICE:Put An Advrtisemnt in Newspapr
SARDAR:Dnt b Silly
*RITA:: Can U Define BOSS?
*RANI:: BOSS is a Person Who Thinks dat NINE Women can Produce a Child in ONE Month.
So Disgusting
Santa-CYCLONE kise kehte he
Banta-CYCLE kharidne ke liye
jo LOAN lete he use CYCLONE kehte he
Gals dont like 2 study much!
Y!
Socho..
Arey socho
Bcoz..
de know ki dunia k kisi na kisi kone mein koi na koi gadha unke liye pad hi raha hoga!
>MAALIK: Ramu,Iss Saal Tum 4 Baar Apne Dada Ke Marne Ki Chhutttiya Le Chuke Ho.!
>RAMU: Maalik, Iss Baar Meri Dadi Ki Shaadi He
DOCTOR To a KID:
Have u ever had trouble wit
“Appendicitis”.?
Kid:
Yes!
DOCTOR:
When..?
Kid:
“When I tried to spell it”
Teacher to Santa: Where Is Ur house?
SANTA: In Maharshtra
TEACHR: Can U Spell it?
SANTA: I Think My House is in GOA
Wife: Plz get 1 kg Sugar Urgntly 4m Shop,
I Need 2make Tea
HUSBAND: Whats d Need?
Ur LIPS r Sweet!
Wife:For U its OK,
Bt Wt if Ur Frns Come?
Wat is faster dan a coin rolling dwn a steep slope?
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A marwadi running 2 catch it.
Hum Unki Gali se Gujre ajib Itefaaq tha
Unhone Gulab ka FUL Feka
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Par Sala
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GAMLA b sath tha
Banta wants 2Repair his Mobile
So He goes 2Doctor
SANTA:Y r U going 2Doctr
Go 2d Mob Repairer
Banta refuses&says”I want 2Repair My Blutooth”
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Thank GOD,
All My Cell Buttons r Working.
Sorry 2 Disturb U.!!
The Heart of Boys is lyk a Temple!
Holy,
Truthful,
Pure..
Thats Why,
Wen Boys Say,
‘I Love You’
>Girls Remove their Slippers..!
Hai
Smart
bohat
wo
hai
bheja
Ne
Jis
Aur
hu
rha
padh
se
Niche
ko
Msg
Jo
hu
Stupid
wo
Mai
Confused?
Ab Niche se upar padho
Jaanam
Humse Panga Mat Lena..?
kyu Ki,
Jin Toofano Me
Logo K chhappal Ud Jate Hai
Un Toofano me Humari
UNDERWEAR Sukh-te hai
Yaha khuda hai
Waha khuda hai
Jaha b dekho wahi khuda hai
Aur…
Jaha khuda nahi hai..
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Waha kal khudega.
Kaam chalu hai
Studnt @Medical shop:I Need Poison
CHEMIST:I can’t sel U Poison
Studnt shws BTECH syllbus
book
CHEMIST:O Sory
I didnt knw U
had PRESCRIPTION
Worlds 3 Shortest JOKES-
1}Two Womens r siting QUIET
2} 2 Sardars r Playing CHESS
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3}Girl-Friend Pays BILL
Time 4 a Deadly PJ
Wt do U Call a Person Who Shakes d Moon??
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Think
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GUESS..
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CHANDRASHEKAR
Rawan K Sar: 10
Akhe:20
Nazar:Sirf 1 Ladki Par
Aap Ka Sar: 1 Aankhe: 2
Nazar: Har Ladki Par!
Dog was doing SuSu {TOILET}
on d Wall
Suddnly Wall Fell on Dog&
He DiEd On d Spot.
Then All Dogs Dcided 2giv 1Leg SuPort 2Wal
While Doing SuSu!
Siddhu ki Maa ko Gussa kab aata hai?
Jab Siddhu Laughter Challenge me Hans-Hans k har Ek Contestant se Kehta hai-
“Bas kar Mere BAAP”
Some Funny Fact’s:
*Wt Wish wud Stars make Wn they saw falling Peple
*Do they hav a Coffee break at d Tea Factory ?
Sign on d door of a Toilet in these Time of Recession.,
Conserve Toilet Paper,
Use both d Sides..
INTERVIEWR: Tel Me Opposite of Good
SARDR: Bad
Intw: Oh Come On
SRDR:Go Back
Intw: Shut-Up
SRDR: Open down
Intw: U r Rejectd!
SRDR: I m Selectd!
Nyt Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopd Bike
Girl Askd Y?
He Came Close
She Felt Shy
&He Said
Dhakka Maar Heroine,
Petrol Khatm Ho Gya
Hey I Saw U in
TV..!
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How Smart U R..!
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How Sweet U R..!
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But,..
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why U R coming only in vodafone add.?:-)
A University’s Advt.
R u a studnt scoring high marks?
Bored of gettin gud marks?
Join Engg
C d diffrnce in jst 4yrs.
“Marks se nomarks tak”
Hamesha Logo ko Achhe Msgs bhejo
Bcoz
“Jab apki Saanse rukengi”
TAB Logo ki Zuban se niklega
Tha to Kamina Lekin SMS achhe bhejta tha…
A w0man has d last w0rd in any Argument.
Anything a Man says after that is the begining 0f a New Argument!
SANTA: Kya Tum Mere Naye Doggy k Sath Kheloge?
BANTA:
Bahut Khatarnak dikhta he? Kya Wo Kat-ta he?
SANTA:
Wahi to Mai dekhna Chahta hu..
Can a GIRL make you a MILLIONAIRE??
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…..Yes !!
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Conditions Apply: You must be a BILLIONAIRE…
Sardar was suffering from loose motion
Doctor asked him: wat is ur problem?
He said:Free outgoing with variety of RING tones.
Rawan K Sar: 10
Akhe:20
Nazar:Sirf 1 Ladki Par
Aap Ka Sar: 1 Aankhe: 2
Nazar: Har Ladki Par!
>Ab Batao Asali Ravan Kaun?
SANTA: Yaar,
“Meri Door Ki Nazar
Kharab He Chashma Lena Pdega
BANTA: Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?
SANTA- Suraj
Banta- Bhosdike, Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega
Signboard Signifying Recession in Front Of A Restaurant-
”Come in,
Or Both Of Us Will
Starve.!!”
-Y r U Late?
-Bike Puncture!
-Y dont U come in BUS?
-I’m Not So Rich to buy a BUS, Sir!
“FeaR is the main Reason foR eveRy failuRes”
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Dont see miRRoR!
HEIGHT OF RECESSION
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You Swipe The Card
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BaNk A.T.M MachiNe Shows This Message
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“AGEY CHALO BABA”
Why Boys goes to Temple?
>To get
Pooja,
Arathi,
Archana..
&Why Girls goes to Temples?
>To get
Prasad,
Darshan,
Abishek..
Heart f boys r lik a temple!
Holy,
truthful,
pure
Thats y,when boys say,
‘I LUV U’,
gals remove their SLIPPERS..!
Wat Do U Call WeN PakistaNi Throws A Bomb oN iNdia
-TERRORISM
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WeN PakistaNi Throws It oN PakistaN,.?
-GANG WAR.
Hi!
Wt happnd!
No SMS
No Calls
Why?
No Rechrge?
OK
I m Snding d Rechrge Card No:
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Scrtch here wid blade
Wen 2 Couples come Face to Face, WIVES look at each Other’s Saris & HUSBANDS look at each Other’s Wife.
Kya
kr
rhe
ho?
Busy
ho?
Kitne
busy
ho?
Thoda
ho?
Ya bahut
ho?
Agar
thoda,
to
sms Kyu
nhi
krte ho?
aur
agar
Zyada
ho to
SmS kyu
padh
rhe ho?
A Gal Askd His B0y Frnd 2 Spek 3 Wrds Whch ll Mak Him Fly In Air & His Feet wont Be 0n Earth
He Answrd:-
Go Hang Urself.
Fish khane k baad Sardar Pani nhi pita..
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Socho Kyu.?
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Bcoz
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“Sardar ko darr tha ki Machhliya Pet me tairne Na lag jaye”!
-UNDRSTND DIS JOKE THEN LAUGH-
What do U Call An Intelligent Man in Punjab?
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Socho..
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Tourist!
A fat Srdr visits Dietition
Doc-Run 8km daily fr 300 days
Aftr 300 days,Srdr phoned
Im slim bt im 2400km away 4m home!
A Diplomat is a Person Who Says U hav An Open Mind Instead of Telling U dat U had a Hole in Ur Head..
Studies Has Proved dt Majority Of Studnts Suffer 4m Intense Pain Of Lower Jaw
This Z Due 2
Un Controlld,
Excessive Yawing During Lecturs
Why does Sardars always SMILE during Lightning Storms?
They think their Photo is being taken & lightening is a Flash!!
U & ME went 2a
“WISH-WELL”
I bent down 2 throw a Coin &made a Wish
U bent down a little more &fallen in2 d Well
I shoutd
It WORKS!
-THIS IS TOOOOO MUCH –
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