Why did Sardar put his radio in his refrigerator?
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“He wanted to hear some cool Music”!
SARDAR-Yaar iska matlab kya hota hai, ‘I AM GOING?
FRIEND-Main jaa raha hu.
SARDAR-Saale,aise kaise jayega,answer bata ke jaa..
Tom to Hotel Manager- Come Fast, My Wife gona Jump Out of wiNdow & commit SUICIDE
MANAGER- What Can I Do?
T-IDIOT,
Window is not OpeNiNg…
Why American Names r Like
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JOHNSON?
So dat MOM Can rmembr WHO is WHOSE SON!
-THAT’S SARDARS SPECIAL INTELLIGENCE-
Think, Why did 18 Sardars go to a Movie?
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Because below 18 was Not Allowed!
Thief1:
Lets Count
d Money We hav
Looted Today!
Thief2:
I m So Tired,
We’ll See it in d
Newspaper Tomorrow.
BaNta: Teri Biwi Ko Car Chahiye Thi, TuNe Use DiamoNd RiNg KyuN Di.?
SaNta: MaiN Nakli Car Kaha Se Lata?
-PJ-
BRUCE LEE was a great Man!
Bt after his Sister gav birth 2 a Child, he bcame an Ordinary Person!
Y?
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Bcz he bcame
“MAMU-LEE”
When do girls get Full Marks,
Boys fail in Practicals?
ANSWER: Wen they both Keep d First Buttons of their
SHIRT Open in front of d External!
Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he
Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he
In a Maths Exam, Sardar was Dancing instead of Writing,
Y?
Think?
Bcoz Sum1 told him dat there is Marks for evry STEP..
>Chicken ready?
…Yes Boss
>Fish Ready
…Yes Boss
>Omlet Ready
…Yes Boss
>Mutton Ready?
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No Boss. Bakra abhi msg padh rha he
Mere BHEJE me 1 Shor ho rha h
Bina SMS k Ye DiL bor ho rha h
Kahi aisa to Nahi,
Ek Pyara Sa Dost
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Kutte Ki Neend so raha hai
SARDAR goes 2 Shop &asks 4a Calender
Shopkeepr-
Which One do U want SIR?
SARDAR-
“A Calendr with Maximum Holidays”
Doctor To a Kid-Hav U ever had trouble with “Appendicitis”
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Kid-Yes!
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Doctor-When?
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Kid-When I tried to Spell it!
>SUPER SANTA<
QUES- How can U kill a Lion?
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SANTA-i wil drink Poison &Allow Lion to eat me!
Nind Aati Hai To Khwab ate hai..
Khwab Me Ek Ladki Ati He
Ladki K Piche Uska Baap Ata He
Fir Na to Nind Ati Hai
Na Khwab Ata He!
Galib Ne Bhari MehfiL Me Sher Mara..
Galib ne Bhari MehfiL Me Sher Mara..
Fir Kya Hua??
Are PagaL,
Sherni Vidhwa ho Gai..
Aur kya?
Santa got an SMS frm his Pregnant Wife:
“A HAPPY NEWS 4U. U BECAME A DAD”
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Happy Santa
Forwarded Same SMS to Everyone..
What’s an adult joke?
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SaRDaR:
“Any joke which is eighteen years old”..!
A Couple @Train
Girl:My head is paining
boy kisd hr head
Girl:My neck paining
boy kisd neck
1 oldman:bhai,losemotion ka bhi ilaz karte ho?
A Couple @Train
Girl:My head is paining
boy kisd hr head
Girl:My neck paining
boy kisd neck
1 oldman:bhai,losemotion ka bhi ilaz karte ho?
Lyf s vry short so… Brk silly ruls, 4gv quickly,Lov truly, Laugh loudly nd Nvr avoid nyting dat makes U smyl..
Best traffic advertisemnt of d year :
Piture of Lord GANESHA wit a sayin
” Care 4 ur head not evry1 gts a replacemnt lik me
ImagiNe, If der Is LoNg Days f Gap B/w eNgagemeNt N Marriage Who Is Most BeNificiary?
Boy?
No
Girl?
No
It Is Mobile
CompaNies
Pledge of YUNGISTAN
IND is my natin
LOVE s our DESTINTIN
DATING is our OCUPATION
SETING s our PROFESION
wt d hel is EDUCATION…
DID U KNOW:
NOBEL PRIZE is not given for MATHS y?
BECAUSE,
ALFRED NOBELs wife ran away wit a MATHS PROFESSOR O
Funny but Fact
LAKSHMI1
Professor:If Earth Starts RotatiNg 30 Times Faster ThaN Now, Wat’ll HappeN?
Sardar:Oye Balle Balle. We’ll Get Salary
DAILY.,!
A Couple @Train
Girl:My head is paining
boy kisd hr head
Girl:My neck paining
boy kisd neck
1 oldman:bhai,losemotion ka bhi ilaz karte ho?
ImagiNe, If der Is LoNg Days f Gap B/w eNgagemeNt N Marriage Who Is Most BeNificiary?
Boy?
No
Girl?
No
It Is Mobile
CompaNies
My nyts going sleepless
My days going useless
So i askd GOD Is dis LOVE?
GOD replied”BETA,Syllabus bahut jyada hai,tujhe kuch nahi aata hai
Height of Laziness!
Thief1:Lets count d money we hv looted 2day
Thief2:I’m so tired, We wil C it in d Newspaper 2mrow:-(
Mujse Shadi Karoge?
Pura DiN Soch K BataNa!
ApNe Mummy,
Papa Se Puchh LeNa
Ki
Ye GaNa Kis Film Ka He?
Wat is 2 2?
CA: 4
Doctor: Approx4
Judge:It shuld b4
Politcn: We wil mak it4
Lawyr: We shw it4
Enggnr: Tell me, how much U want it to be!
Sardar: May I Come iN Sir.?
iNterviewer: Wait Please.,
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Sardar: 75 Kg Sir.,!!
Santa ki Girlfriend Santa se:- Apni sagai Par tum Mujhe 1 “Ring” Doge Na?
Santa:- Jarur Dunga
Ye Batao LadLine ya Mob Par ..
I don’t wnt 2 say I mis u,
thogh dep insid I do,
coz I’m afrid u might c thru
&
kno hw much fear I hv f losing sm1 lik u
Heights Of ProfessioNal Respect.,
A Begger WoN 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold UteNsil For BeggiNg.!!
Gandhi hated Liquor his whole Lyf
bt Liquor king Vijaya Mallya bought Gandhi memoris bak2 India.
Wat a contrbution 4m pple who drink alcohl
DID U KNOW:
NOBEL PRIZE is not given for MATHS y?
BECAUSE,
ALFRED NOBELs wife ran away wit a MATHS PROFESSOR O
Funny but Fact
Falure is a
Single Pag in
a Part of Life!
Bt,
Success is a
Book of
Dictionary.!
Don’t Loose a
Full Book 4 a
Single Page!!
How To Impress Ur Kaamwali Bai?
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Tum Isme Bhi iNterested Ho?
Kuch To ApNa StaNdard
Rakho Yaar!!
Santa comes to
School wit
1black &1white Shoe.
Sir: GO
home& Change.
Santa: Sir,
ghar me b 1black & 1white hi hai.
Exams r like Girlfriend.
1.Too many Questions.
2.Difficult to Understand.
3.More Explanation is neded.
4.Result is always fail
Try2 undrstnd me & dont distrb me more.
Last ni8 i didnt sleep bcoz of u. So dont play wid my lyf
snta told2 Mosquito
DIN KO CHAIN NAHI
RAT KO Neend NAHI
JIYA NA LAGE KAHI
KHUDA KYA YAHI PYAR H?
KHUDA BOLE NAHI BETA YE TO GARMI KI SHURWAT HAI
Kabir ji ka modified doha applicable on students:-“kaahe jawat tution ko,kaahe karat padai. Number utne he aan hai,jitne ki chit banai”
Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai.Y ? Sanata ne sales-girl se kaha: Apki ek ek item gazab ki hai. Sone ka kya rate legi
Sardar has got a job of traffic police But He was dismissed on d 1st day Y?
Coz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed
My New Hobby:
I M Collecting GandhiJI Photos
I need Ur Contribution 2 my Collection.
Ghar me Jitne Bhi 500,1000 ke Notes ho Bhej Dena
Santa ko 20 Saal Baad Bachha hua, Wo Udaas ho gaya.
Kyo?
Ans-Saala 20 Saal baad bachha hua, Wo b itna sa
Wen i Opens Eyes Evryday, i Prays 2 GOD dt Evry1 shud hav a Frnd lyk U..
Why shud Only i Suffer?
Wat is d HEAVIEST Burden of LIFE?
An Empty POCKET !!! :-?
If U r Stressd, U wil get Pimples..
If U Cry, U wil get Wrinkles..
So,Y don’t U Smile &get Dimples?? Keep Smilng, its vry SimPlE!
I m Coke
U r Sprite
I m Saawan
U r Baadal
I m Normal
U r
also NORMAL
kya yar khudpe hi shaq karte ho
Dear frnd
dont keep me in ur heart
but
keep me in ur brain
Bcoz
rehne ki jagah jitni khali khali ho rehne me utna hi mazaa aata hai..